搞笑英文文案短句62条。
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搞笑英文文案短句(1--21条)
1、Just because someone doesnt love you the way you want them to, doesnt mean they dont love you with all they have爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
2、"What is the optimists who?" "The teapot is like ............... like red buttocks were burned and he still has feelings whistle!"
3、What makes life dreary is the want of motive. (George Eliot )没有了目的，生活便郁闷无光。(艾略特)
4、iamthewatergod,ibringsaltformyself!
5、^v^Work fascinates me.^v^ I can look at it for hours! ^v^
6、Idon'twanttoleavethewayTeachyouhowtocherish。
7、ThelifeIhaveasplashofbiack。
8、even climb the highest mountain, one can only stand on solid ground to a step.
9、The world is a fine place and worth fighting for, I believe the second part.
10、The little play was sprinkled with humor and local idiom. 这个短剧很幽默风趣，用了本地方言。
11、Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
12、有一句经典的幽默句子是：“Whydidthetomatoturnred?Becauseitsawthesaladdressing!”（番茄为什么变成红色？因为它看到了沙拉酱！）
13、Love the neighbor.But don‘t get caught.
14、there are many real word of in joke. -- Swift
15、positive thinking leads to positive life, negative thinking negative life.
16、I will be good， I love youso。
17、: the past, took off his underwear to see buttocks; Now, unplug buttocks to see underwear ... ...
18、to go its own way, let others take the taxi to go.
19、Money is not everything.There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
20、I hope that when I receive the red packet, I will open it and write another packet.
21、Smiling， not because happiness too long， is too long time forgot to sorrow。
搞笑英文文案短句(22--42条)
22、Playing with fire 找死
23、Who says I am white, thin, beautiful ~ I like his good friend ~
24、5I'llloveyouaslongasIlive
25、We met at the wrong time, but separated at the right time. The most urgent is to take the most beautiful scenery; the deepest wound was the most real emotions.我们在错误的时间相遇，在正确的时间却又分开。 走的最急的是最美的景色，伤的最深的是最真的感情。
26、humor is the nature of man, it might change one of the atmosphere, but can not change the life of pain. -- Guo Chen
27、不好笑因为幽默和笑点是有文化背景和语言习惯差异的，对于不懂英语的人来说，有些英语搞笑说说可能无法理解其中的含义和调侃，因此不好笑。
28、1Ifthesunweretoriseinthewest,I'dneverchangemymindtoloveyouforever
29、Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be the panda ...
30、not change quickly, but you too much food.
31、学英语就像学游泳，不光要掌握技巧，还要有些许幽默感。
32、您好，1.我英语没学好，每次去麦当劳点餐都是“麦辣鸡腿堡”和“可口可乐”两个字，其他的都听不懂。
33、There's a difference between ^v^love^v^ and ^v^like^v^. If you like a flower you will pick it, but if you love a flower, you will water it every day. 爱与喜欢是有区别的。如果你喜欢一朵花，你会摘下它，但你要是爱它，你会每天灌溉它。
34、Why do you confide in me like this? What are you and she to me? You think that because Im poor and plain, Ihave no feelings? I promise you, if God had gifted me with wealth and beauty, I would make it as hard for you to leave me now as it is for me to leave you But He did not But my spirit can address yours, as if both have passed through the grave and stood before heaven equal
35、During the day and water at night, blackout, payment of wages, can not afford to buy noodles, open the Selected Works of Deng Xiaoping to find the answer to that is the primary stage of socialism, the final turn, I rely on the same a hundred years.
36、How to tell funny jokes
37、suck for you SB
38、the humor and wit is the flash of wisdom. -- Indira Shakespeare
39、 Hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home! 有事起奏，无事退朝
40、Themonkeykingisveryhandsome,veryjustice,protectTang'smonkscriptures,demonslayer,donotlovebeauty,onlylovemaster,niceandcool.Ilikehimverymuch,heisahero,respected孙悟空很帅，很正义，保护唐僧取经，斩妖除魔，不爱美女，只爱正贺帆师傅，好拍敏爽，我举雹很喜欢他，他是一位英雄，令人尊敬
41、humor is so gorgeous costumes, is how loyal guard! It is always better than the poet and writers wisdom; it is itself a talent, it can eliminate ignorance. -- Scott
42、Remember the graduation ceremony, said the words can not say
搞笑英文文案短句(43--63条)
43、Roman Pearce: from trailer This just went from Mission: Impossible to Mission: In-freaking-sanity. Dominic Toretto: from trailer One last job, then we disappear forever
44、humor is that workers have confidence in their own career and show the advantage of the signs of their own. -- Engels
45、To keep strict teaching attitude, maintaining humorous teaching style
46、His stories are spiced with humor.
47、昨天跟同学说，人局部发胖是因为那个地方寒气重，身体的系统自动把脂肪堆积在那御寒…然后我同学看了看我说怪不得坐你旁边那么冷，瞅你这一脸寒气！
48、 Know is know ，no know is no know，is know 也. 知之为知之，不知为不知，是知也
49、Graduation season Friendship does not graduate, youth does not graduate
50、我最想做的事情就是操哭你，然后哄你。
51、the humor comes from wisdom, verbal abuse from incompetence. - pine forest
52、以后遇到喜欢的人不管三七二十一上去亲就跑。
53、回复说不要每天用洋文来和我进行交流，是国人就要用普通话坦白的和我相待，否则让我感受到你人品的厌恶，未来我们将远离。只有这样幽默地去回复对方，让他懂得做人的尊严，彼此之间礼貌的现代生活才能变得更加和谐，这就是朋友之间相处的基本原则。
54、Themanwhohasmadeuphismindtowinwillneversay^v^Impossible^v^.(Napoleon)凡是决心取得胜利的人是从来不说“不可能”的。（拿破仑）
55、I never lost my head but I think I will just go home now
56、Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.
57、他善于斗争，与妖魔鬼怪作斗争，保护唐僧取经。
58、点分，汇报结束回到*处安排布置处室工作。
59、I lie like a fly in the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.
60、big one mother 大姨妈
61、Somepeople，strongmemories，fadedrelationships。
62、I'm relieved to know that you're not doing well.
